Some of the Dharma

I'm an English major. I'm a huge fan of black raspberry things and Cheez Its. I will beat you at Pacman. My mechanical pencils don't last longer than a day. On occasion I will lick the nectar of honeysuckles. I overuse semicolons because I think they help the flow of my sentences; it gets annoying in papers but that's how I roll. I'm a member of several rivaling gangs. I collaborate with rock stars. I mumble expletives while you talk. And, most importantly, I run the machine.